You'd think being locked up would mean you play by the rules, but not if you're Diddy or any of these untouchable elite celebrities. They've got their fancy lawyers, their deep pockets, and apparently, the audacity to think they can keep running their criminal empires from the comfort of a prison cell.
Prosecutors allege he's using secretive methods to manipulate his case, which should be a straightforward slam dunk. But no, Diddy's pulling strings, allegedly using three-way calls and other inmates' phone codes to do his dirty work. It’s outrageous that the system bends over backwards for these celebrities while the average Joe would be left to rot for half as much.
And now, his legal team has the gall to cry foul over "attorney-client privileged material"? If he's innocent, why all the cloak-and-dagger tactics? It's not about justice, it's about proving that no one, not even a big shot like Diddy, should be above the law. But will he face real consequences, or will he just waltz out with a slap on the wrist and a smile? Let’s not hold our breath.